You Will Look At Her
reblog and put in the tags: how can people from your country tell what region you’re from ? ( ex: the way you pronounce certain words, superstitions, specific behaviors etc. )
top 10 ianthe tridentarius moments
1. when she gets her arm amputated and is like ‘im gonna get horny about this’
2. when harrow threatens to kill her and she’s like ‘lol lmao i have to get up early tomorrow so do it bitch’
3. when she gives harrow a recipe for soup thats just burn onions in boiled salty water. and then harrow makes it
4. gaslighting harrow about a corpse for what is as far as we know literally no reason. just for fun. just as a bit
5. when she sees a decapitated body and while everyone else is horrified she immediately makes a stupid pun. and nobody laughs even a little
6. when she’s telling silas that she nearly died in the womb and he’s basically like ‘wow what a shame you didn’t’
7. to herself, in an empty house, about the traumatised chick she just gave an impromptu lobotomy “i’m going to marry that girl”
8.
“old people should be shot”
9. when harrow offhandedly mentions that she cries every night and never brings it up again
10.
“but your fist is so large, and my butthole is so small!”
Anonymous asked:
kiriona and ianthe is like if boydykes and girlfags unionized but decided to use it for evil
doubleca5t answered:
the fact that I understand this perfectly is the reason why I can’t have a conversation with any normal person without sounding insane
i know you went to OPs blog to reblog that post instead of just reblogging from me. i wrote your name down. first strike
Daedalus: well shucks son looks like we’re lost in there labyrinth of me conception
Icarus: that’s so bogus pops
Daedalus: what do ye think my good friend Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix: There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here
oh youre a nasty computer girl, when im through with you, youre gonna need your a full factory reset on your BIOS. open up your firewall, sysadmin is about to install 1001 free cursors/emoticons from a banner ad
normies flirting with a computer girl: ouhhh wires... cards... da eroticism of da machine...
geniuses flirting with a computer girl: Open your mouth for BonziBuddy you nasty bitch
me finding an unmarked usb on the ground outside 7/11 and plugging it into my robot gf